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I'm very sorry to say that you have come to this page for absolutely no purpose, and I could have warned you beforehand, but did not. 

This unfortunate turn of events was, as mentioned, not for any real purpose, except of course my immediate satisfaction.

If you were to read the fine print, you would notice that I am, in fact, a mischief-maker, and that will not simply vanish with schooling nor blogging. 

This page, therefore, is an outlet for my foolery. If you think I'm joking, it's probably because I am.

Seriously though, I am only a fool half the time.

The rest of the time, I'm sleeping. 

Thank you for reading this non-intellectually-stimulating message in which I employ all the manner of verbosity to state absolutely nothing.